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< ><FONT face="Times New Roman">1</FONT>、树上各咎着两只巧,一只乖巧一只哈巧。哈巧对乖巧社<FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT>“你朝过挪一哈<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT>”乖巧社:“挪不成,再挪奏载哈起咧!”哈巧社:“末四,载哈来饿搂着你。”乖巧害臊滴社:“哈松!”</P>- s6 C- K$ V9 N) C' U$ g6 T
< ><FONT face="Times New Roman">2</FONT>、曾经有一段黑巴实的爱情摆在老子的面前<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>哎<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>搞忘了珍惜<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT>当老子失去后才晓得可惜呀<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>算拉<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>老子再找一个斗是拉撒<FONT face="Times New Roman">..</FONT></P>/ _ |- N4 f1 V+ M& n
< ><FONT face="Times New Roman">3</FONT>、请高声朗读<FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT>卧似梅闻花<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>卧似深井冰<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT>卧似打春绿<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>卧似牢木竹<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT>喂<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>看懂了吗<FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT></P>
9 G# S! ~4 S" w< ><FONT face="Times New Roman">4</FONT>、张艺谋高喊<FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT>俺红,饿想你,饿想你想的睡不捉;陕城美女高喊<FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT>涨一谋<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>饿想你,饿想你想的想睡觉<FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT></P>6 D) \4 c+ j6 b6 J: {
< ><FONT face="Times New Roman">5</FONT>、希奇希奇真希奇,发现意投达春绿,春绿头脑有问题,不吃不喝不休息,要问春绿在哪里,正在埋头看消息!</P>) {% O+ T$ n! D% N! M+ `
< ><FONT face="Times New Roman">6</FONT>、曾经右倚份真诚地干情拜灾饿面浅<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>饿莫气拯西<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>挡饿史气塔地时候<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>饿干倒后会<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT>人师间贼搭地通酷摸锅愚呲<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></P>8 `$ b+ ^7 ^& n! e' L" s
< ><FONT face="Times New Roman">7</FONT>、一个女孩深情地对她的男友说:“锅,垒四轻山袄四六水。”(淮安方言:哥,你是青山我是绿水。)<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></P>
* B$ _5 U5 K- }< ><FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>、诊向喇着逆的瘦,给命道路亦气奏,耐腰怎么舍出扣,补腰纤饿丈的臭!<FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT>真想拉着你的手<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>革命道路一起走<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT>爱要怎么说出口<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>不要嫌我长得丑<FONT face="Times New Roman">!) </FONT></P>
2 i7 n2 l2 H, f4 u) j5 B< ><FONT face="Times New Roman">9</FONT>、入过伤舔给饿挤灰让饿从来椅回地花<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>饿灰对那个女娃奢饿哀馁<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>入过匪要吧这端干情假伤歌椅接先地花<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>饿希枉是椅弯撵<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></P>
J6 E, Q8 ?& ~+ |< ><FONT face="Times New Roman">10</FONT>、暗石绿,暗石竹,暗石透春绿,暗石透春竹。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></P>
8 g1 P- `6 \" _2 V<P ><FONT face="Times New Roman">11</FONT>、人和咬井都施马省的,补同的人施人塔马的,咬施咬塔马的<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT>(人和妖精都是妈生的,不同的人是人他妈的,妖是妖他妈的)<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></P>
7 w. n* ^4 R. J R q* t$ b' _<P ><FONT face="Times New Roman">12</FONT>、饿是煮!饿是答烂煮!<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></P>
( Q1 g1 O+ ~6 C6 D<P ><FONT face="Times New Roman">13</FONT>、有一妇女过河,不小心鞋子掉到了河里,她大叫俺的孩子掉河里了。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></P>8 e( M9 y f3 U0 b$ w3 R8 q6 U
<P ><FONT face="Times New Roman">14</FONT>、昨天夜了个,我又把你整生气了,我现在向你赔个不是,别在瞎寻思了<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></P>
+ _0 n. G: T' p5 X( U3 d<P ><FONT face="Times New Roman">15</FONT>、逆给饿电石减,饿突阿突阿奏洗冠了!(你给我点时间,我吐啊吐啊就习惯了<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>)<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></P>
2 U( S1 V( {# U0 _ k" I W$ \<P ><FONT face="Times New Roman">16</FONT>、甲:我想获副啦,遂有豁垒。乙:我直达有豁垒,哈是归附、不怕的瞥。</P>
$ @; I; e' J v. A2 k: y x<P ><FONT face="Times New Roman">17</FONT>、我还要<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>再说就是尿<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>是尿我也要。</P>5 X/ o5 A0 l* L* E. Z
<P ><FONT face="Times New Roman">18</FONT>、逆施讽儿饿施傻,逆施皮鞋饿施耍,逆施哈咪饿施寡,逆不力饿饿资傻(你是风儿我是沙,你是皮鞋我是刷,你是哈密我是瓜,你不理我我自杀)<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></P>
; A' E: \. ^! w( E<P ><FONT face="Times New Roman">19</FONT>、妮子:俺娘让俺来,请你上俺们家去,商量俺俩的事儿<FONT face="Times New Roman">.....</FONT></P> |
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